Sunday, 10 June 2007

• BANDCAMPKID07: hola again

  Monkees1: hey

  Monkees1: knocked up rocks.

  me: haven't seen it yet

  Monkees1: you can see a pirated version

  me: I could but I cant DL stuff on my computer

  me: this computer sucks

  me: can I come over

  me: and you make popcorn

  me: and marshmallows

  Monkees1: would you hold me?

  me: you know- I graduated highschool today and still haven't gotten laid.

  Monkees1: I'm sorry

  Monkees1: I can make you happy josh, if only you'd let me.

  me: no

  Monkees1: we could go halfsies on a hooker

  me: we could, alright I've got $1.32, that should be enough for... ummm... Paris hilton

  Monkees1: what's left of her.

  me: shes basically still her, all prision took away was her diginity and comfortable custom walking shoes

  Monkees1: I'm waiting for her to get fisted by a woman named John

  emperercyrus: and/or drop the soap

  Monkees1: exactly

   

   

   

   

  1069: someone called el tigre friended me on FB
  1069: should i accept?
  bandcampkid07: oh i'd do it
  1069: hmmm ,...he could have AIDS
  bandcampkid07: yes
  bandcampkid07: but so could you
  bandcampkid07: ya never know

  1069: i could
  1069: actually
  1069: this one time
  bandcampkid07: at bandcamp?
  1069: i almost got aids
  bandcampkid07: thats not a very good icebreaker

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